urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:its8_45 Jackie Jackie 2009-01-06T04:16:25Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:its8_45:138861 2008-08-28T19:48:16Z 2008-08-29T10:43:32Z Sun Brother - Portugal. The Man <font color="#0000e0" style="color: rgb(0, 255, 0);"><font size="7">CHALK PARTY!!!!!</font></font><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><b>DATE:</b> SATURDAY AUGUST 30TH<br /><b>TIME:</b> TENTATIVELY NOON - 4:30 PM. IF YOU'RE GOING BEFORE THAT, TELL ME, I'LL TRY AND MEET YOU THERE SO YOU AREN'T DRAWIN' ALL BY YOUR LONESOME. <br /><b>WHERE:</b> BROTHER ANDRE CHS<br /><b>ADMISSION:</b> A BUCKET/PACK OF LARGE CHALK. (IF YOU DON'T BRING THIS, YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME WATCHING US HAVE FUN WHILE YOU SIT ON THE SIDELINES LIKE A DUMBASS.)<br /><br />--<br />FAQ<br /><br /><b>WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHALK PARTY??</b> <br />IT'S WHERE ALL THE COOL PEOPLE GATHER TO HAVE FUN AND SPREAD THE JOY OF COLORFUL AND AWESOME DRAWINGS MADE IN CHALK. IT RUNS FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO DRAW AND IS GUARANTEED TO BRING A SMILE TO ANY PASSER-BY'S FACE WHEN THEY SET THEIR EYES ON THE COLORFUL MASTERPIECE. NO ARTISTIC TALENT NEEDED! WRITE FUNNY MESSAGES! WRITE OUT YOUR FAVORITE SONGS! SCRIBBLE!<br /><br /><b>ARE THERE ANY RULES?</b> <br />YES. SEE BELOW.<br /><br /><b>ARE YOU EVER TOO OLD TO DRAW IN CHALK?</b> <br />NO.<br /><br /><b>CAN I INVITE ALL MY FRIENDS?</b> <br />HECK YES! THE MORE, THE MERRIER!<br /><br /><b>IS THERE A CERTAIN LEVEL OF COOL I HAVE TO BE TO PARTICIPATE?</b> <br />YES. BUT IF YOU ARE CONSIDERING GRACING US WITH YOUR PRESENCE, YOU ARE PROBABLY COOL ENOUGH.<br /><br /><b>CAN WE BRING SPRAY PAINT AND/OR OTHER MEDIUMS THAT CANNOT BE EASILY REMOVED?</b><br />ARE YOU RETARDED? NOO!<br /><br /><b>WON'T WE GET IN TROUBLE?</b> <br />SHUT UP, YOU PUSSY. IT'S ONLY CHALK.<br /><br /><b>WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS?</b><br />BECAUSE IT'S FUN.<br /><br /><b>ARE WE GOING TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER?</b><br />NO.<br /><br /><b>IS IT GOING TO RAIN?</b><br /><a href="http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/caon0409">NO.</a><br /><br /><b>I DON'T UNDERSTAND. SIMPLIFY THIS IN ONE SENTENCE.</b><br />OKAY, WE'RE GETTING TOGETHER TO DRAW WITH CHALK IN THE BACK PARKING LOT OF BROTHER ANDRE CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL JUST FOR FUN.<br />--<br /><br />RULES:<br />1. You MUST bring your own bucket(s) of chalk because no one is going to provide any for you.<br />2. You CANNOT draw/write profane, obscene, or offensive images, phrases, words, anything. If you do, you will be ruining it for everyone who was trying to have a good, wholesome time. Can't you just be a good sport? Sheesh.<br />3. You can purchase food in the Jaggers plaza. No one will be providing any free food, unfortunately.<br />4. You can draw anything you want (unless it's obscene, jackass.) There will be no theme. Anything is fair game.<br /><br /><br />That's basically it. Keep hydrated, bring blankets to sit on (since asphalt is usually pretty rough on the knees), sing songs, bond, hahah. It will be a blast. =)<br /><br />leave questions/time suggestions in the comments. woohoo. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:its8_45:2720 2007-10-25T00:30:44Z 2009-01-06T04:16:25Z Comment and I'll add you unless you are a creeper/robot/hater.